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firedylan

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: london ontario
Job: music rating

Hi i'm dylan! I live in canada and go to high school. I like music and halo and I Looove feta cheese :) I have no gf, so feel free to buddie me since I have few.

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firedylan

Back to NG

Posted by firedylan Sep. 2, 2008 @ 1:38 PM EDT

Hey newgrounds, i just got back form summer and now im on my school schedual and back to NG rating and reviewing. Anyways im happy to say that im exited to see the new stuff coming in this year. so stfu Keep up the good work guys.

my second attempt at a flash is still in the making its gonna be really really bad so im expecting to get flamed for it.

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nightmare

Posted by firedylan Jun. 6, 2008 @ 1:27 PM EDT

imagine everyone around you is dying horrid deaths and you are scared hiding while meteors crash down all around you. The sky is is a sickly dust color and dusty smog washes over your lungs like a poision slowly kills your internal organs. You are running for you'r own life when you are stopped in your tracks... through the thick of the smoke you see it breathing in the hole before you. it's extra terrestrial gills adapting to the new pleasent atmosphere smothered in an aura of its own. It lies in wait, does it know you are there? Does it know you are it's enemy? But it doesnt matter... you are frozen in fear because you know..... you have no chance to survive... make your time

hahaha...

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A slew of dreams....

Posted by firedylan Jun. 5, 2008 @ 12:27 PM EDT

I was camping with my old friend ashlyn and I realized she hated me then I was with my friend evan at my school for a barbeque and I saw a big vehicle then I was eating a hotdog then it turned to night time and my friend was sleeping in my backpack (he shrunk in size.) then I was sleeping inside the school with old people in the school halls randomly walking around mumbling. Then the walls were breathing and evan disapeared. Then evan was standing in my kitchen tellng to me about having sex with his new hot girlfriend and I elled at him so he took dishsoap and put it in my hair so we were fighting in the hallway. Then I was working in a native restaurant that every kid that comes in to get some food gets a $20 pop gun stored in the back. Then I was 20 years old with my friend standing there watching me as I set off to fight in afghanistan it was a horrid feeling going into the thick of battle, feeling the bullets shred my flesh as I ran throught the desert heat with a feeling in my stomach saying : im going to die, im going to die. then I was dreaming I was in the outskirts of our realm and santa claus was chasing me throught the streets of a moon colony with a machete.

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eclectic dream

Posted by firedylan Jun. 2, 2008 @ 1:26 PM EDT

BEFORE YOU READ THIS!
please be aware that i have no control over my dreams this is not a reprsentation of my true personality thank you for reading...

First I was the strongest man in the world, walking down the street smashing people with my fists 5 metres away with all their bones broken and limply hit the ground in positions no alive human being could be in. Then I had a dream I was in a role playing game and a man asked me to set out on a quest and told me to talk to a man in a castle named B4. I talked to him and he told me to climb the book case. I climbed it and at the top of the book case was a diamond slab with a slit, I put the slab in the slit and a diamond knife came out with a sticker on it saying: Look upwards to the sky...
I looked up and saw a red X on the ceiling so I took the knife and cit on the tape and a ladder came down
I walked up the ladder and there was a naked girl lying on a bed in a cramped room and so I wlaked over to her to admire her then she woke up and started screaming at me so i left and walked out side (I have no control over my dreams im telling it like it is. so anyway I walked out side and there was a bus outside yelling they were going to toronto (my favorite city) so I hopped on and halfway to toronto a man came up to me and waid he was the father of the girl in the house so threw him out the window and the bus went back to london.
Then I was back and I went home and found some pokemoin game and started playing at midnight when glowing golden flowers started growing out of my bed. then i ran up the stairs into my kitchen late at night then I woke up.

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Alaska dream

Posted by firedylan May. 15, 2008 @ 4:50 PM EDT

I had a dream about being in Alaska. For some reason there were people standing all around me I didn't know, they were weareing eskimo suits and were crouched down. They didn't talk to me until I found a peanut I had been saving in my pocket for a very long time was thrown at one of them. the one pulled off their hoods and had blue skin. It was some sort of bizzare looking girl as I had thought it might be for some reason. Then suddenly I was beamed up by aliens. On the ship I was with a group of people including the blue girl.
A fat man with a cigarette had wandered off as I was talking nonsense to the blue girl. actually I don't quite know what I was saying but the point is we were talking. Then the fat man was on a ramp with a wall in the middle with a little hole in it. the man was talking to a bright reflectant yellow colored skin, naked man that was dancing and spinning like a baboon. Then some blue people came and were taking us somewhere when monster aliens came and killed the fat guy with the cigarette. They flooded the halls like a river as we ran. The blue girl and I had found an escape pod room and hopped in one. It looked like a dome with a red thing almost like a whomb. Then I turned into a girl inside the bubble and a giant fat girl hopped inside ontop of me. The launch machine was malfunctioning from the weight and the monster aliens swarmed the bubble.
It blasted off and touched down in seconds somewhere in africa. I jumped out of bubble and was running but the fat giant girl got eaten. Then I somehow appeared back in alaska with the blue girl. by this point I was male again however I don't remeber how long I had been. Then we were on a skateboard going down a glacial hole like in ice age. Then we fell in a large chaimber of ice when a kraken came out of the ice and the blue girl bit a crack in the wall and a giant peice of the ceiling came down and crushed the kraken.

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The brawl to end em all!!!

Posted by firedylan Mar. 19, 2008 @ 1:27 PM EDT

Well, brawl is here and after a week of playing my conclusion is clear that the game is awesome! but we all expected it (nintendo fans or other game fanatics) to be awesome so how good is it? well the game is about as good as what we all though it really is so I will explain the game mechanics and improvemnts and criticisms.

firstly the debuffed old characters like fox's amazing speed and agility fast fal style of destruction to a slower more percisive accurate attacking style and gannondorfs power combined with speed was devistating now with slower movement but slightly stronger attacks. As for the new characters (DDD, meta knight ike etc) they are very strong. ike uses a two handed sword in one hand attacking with serious brute force, meta knight is so fast of an attacker 190% damage is not allot to hit for him in a single life.

Ok, moving on to the graphics... the amount of effort and knowledge in this game is insane ! every character is finely detailed with every inch according to the games they were prevously in like even the bottoms of samuses' shoes are accoring to the metroid prime series everything I looked for I found in the characters. With every character having diffrent weight, sizes, movement both aerial and ground, power and damage. Everything in the graphics are perfectly detailed and porprtionate. I can't say I love this game enough.

As far as single player goes, they nailed it with their in game cinematics and special effects. The game inculdes most of the characters we all know and the ones we don't as surprises to control while fighting great bosses ! in my news paper this game was called "a loveletter from nintendo" I am always exited to pick up my wiimote and start having a brawl!
I love the game's audio since it comprises of high-quality voice acting with the voice actors sounding just like their respective characters.there are over 500 tracks to unlock and use in level edit to send to your friends online. As well as that, the beginning theme music is still in my head kicking ass just like the game. will update later gtg.

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my audio future!!!

Posted by firedylan Mar. 4, 2008 @ 1:16 PM EST

firstly how many have seen my comments and critizisms on the audio portal?

secondly how many of you got a comment on their submissions?

I sais on my account that I am a critic right? well soon to change! soon I will be a Dj!!!!! but first I need a few hundred dollors and I just lost $50 because my mom bought a cell phone for me saying it was free on weekends so I used it on weekends endlessly and I got billed the extra 50 for going over! and Iordered brawl but anyways the point is does anyone know what kind of job I could do being 14? im doing my community hours now and soon im going to make a resume I already have fl 3 but i need a laptop to properly do my work (often away all week.)

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I saw these pictures...

Posted by firedylan Feb. 3, 2008 @ 3:29 PM EST

some woman made pictures and videos of killing kittens and cats with high heals as some sort of sexual fanasy from what i hear it's done for (don't know how that works.) Anyways im not an animal activist or anything but that was fuckin sick... why would you kill kittens in brutal ways and expose this to other people. I hear there were videos of it on youtube (deleted of course) and not only that some people even like it! As i said i'm not an animal rights activist or fucked up bitchy old whiner either, i just want to express my concern for those who enjoy this kind of thing and to show my hatred to sick fucks who post it.

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wii is great

Posted by firedylan Nov. 9, 2007 @ 10:45 PM EST

lol id lke to say that i made this comment with my wii!

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